Governor Mark Sanford disappears from his job on Father's Day to go cheat on his wife in Argentina on the state's dime, the first phase of post-election unrest in Iran seems to come to an end, Sarkozy tells women to take off their clothes, the least-deserving African head of state gets peed on, New York pulls ahead in the fight for crappiest state government, and a bunch of celebrities try to overshadow it all.