Chile gets hit with the fifth biggest quake in recorded history, journalists examine Rahm Emanuel's super-pragmatism, the GOP continues its slow death, and Joe's cell phone rings twice.

Obama makes his own version of the health care bill, America loves Canada, the Canadian women's hockey team loves a good cigar, the Pope loves David Crosby, and we examine some signs of the Europocalypse.

There's no real episode of DWATG for the second week in a row, so Roni and Ethan chew the fat for half an hour and keep the feed alive. When we said "ostensibly", we meant it.

Super Bowl Joe talked himself into picking his own team in the Super Bowl, but he should have known better. Why? Because the Colts are undefeated in Super Bowls and NFL title games when wearing the road white jerseys, but winless in those games when wearing their home blue jerseys. As it was the AFC's turn to wear the home uniforms, I should have known what was coming. I have let you all down.

Congratulations to the Saints though. They deserve it.

In other news, here's a story about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad watching Avatar.

Maybe next year, buddy.

Right-wing pundits cling to their Don't Ask Don't Tell, Palin gets offended by Rahm's delicate choice of phrasing, Obama comes up a dollar short on "high speed" rail, Google becomes the world's most powerful non-state actor, Carly Fiorina likens fiscal conservatives to sheep, and Ray Nagin foretells the outcome of the Super Bowl using advanced numerological analysis.